Get your Elsa dresses ready, because there's a new Frozen short film! But wait. There's a catch.
If you want to treat your Frozen-obsessed daughter to Frozen Fever, a seven-minute film featuring Anna, Elsa, Olaf and the gang, you'll have to take her to see Cinderella 2015, which will be released on March 13.
I wouldn't have minded that clever marketing tie-in if Disney had updated the Cinderella plot. But they haven't. At least, not that I can tell from the trailer in which the cackling, jealous stepsisters and stepmother try to diminish an attractive young woman for sport.
It seems like Cinderella 2015 is a live version of Cinderella 1950 with no meaningful changes that might make it relevant for girls who actually live in 2015. I would love to be wrong here, but if I'm not, I must ask: Disney, how could you? How could you get it so wrong after getting it so right with Frozen? And after Maleficent, which took the evil female character from Sleeping Beauty, originally conceived through unreconstructed eyes, and gave her depth and complexity? Maleficent also recast the concept of love's true kiss as Frozen did, taking a man out of the equation. Those of us with young daughters are thrilled to be able to take them to a Disney flick without cringe-inducing plot and characters. So how did this happen?
Oh, well. Disney is valued at $143b. They can afford some mistakes. They can even afford to make another Cinderella one day. So here are some ideas on how to make Cinderella relevant.
Cinderella 2015: Once upon a time, three mean, unattractive women victimized a young, pretty one.
Relevant Cinderella: Once upon a time, an employer expected a young woman to work harder than her male counterparts and paid her less for doing the same job.
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Cinderella 2015: Once upon a time, a young woman's beauty solved absolutely all her problems.
Relevant Cinderella: Once upon a time, in spite of all the advertisements and messages that tried to convince a woman that she had to be perfect and look perfect and have a perfect life, she realized that it was all really daft, because nothing is perfect and that she was going to accept imperfection in herself and in the people around her and make it work.
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Cinderella 2015: Once upon a time, a handsome prince fell in love with a beautiful woman, but then he couldn't recognize her without her fancy clothes and had to ascertain her identity using her shoe size, which is how they identified people in the days before fingerprinting and iris recognition. Apparently, they were pretty dimwitted back in the old days.
Relevant Cinderella: Once upon a time, a handsome prince fell in love with a beautiful woman and they slept together and dated for a while and then they broke up and dated some other people and then eventually they married one of those other people and it all worked out because they all had good marital therapists.
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Cinderella 2015: Once upon a time, a woman was taunted by other women who cackled.
Relevant Cinderella: Once upon a time, a woman was taunted by men who catcalled.
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Cinderella 2015: Once upon a time, a woman was in distress. Once she got The Ring, however, she never had to worry about anything ever again. The moral of the story is that it's all about The Ring.
Relevant Cinderella: Once upon a time, a woman was in distress. She turned on the radio and listened to that fine, fine music. Her life was saved by Rock n' Roll.* The moral of the story is that it's all about the bass.
*Relevant Fairytale by Lou Reed Read More http://ift.tt/1AaZMpd
If you want to treat your Frozen-obsessed daughter to Frozen Fever, a seven-minute film featuring Anna, Elsa, Olaf and the gang, you'll have to take her to see Cinderella 2015, which will be released on March 13.
I wouldn't have minded that clever marketing tie-in if Disney had updated the Cinderella plot. But they haven't. At least, not that I can tell from the trailer in which the cackling, jealous stepsisters and stepmother try to diminish an attractive young woman for sport.
It seems like Cinderella 2015 is a live version of Cinderella 1950 with no meaningful changes that might make it relevant for girls who actually live in 2015. I would love to be wrong here, but if I'm not, I must ask: Disney, how could you? How could you get it so wrong after getting it so right with Frozen? And after Maleficent, which took the evil female character from Sleeping Beauty, originally conceived through unreconstructed eyes, and gave her depth and complexity? Maleficent also recast the concept of love's true kiss as Frozen did, taking a man out of the equation. Those of us with young daughters are thrilled to be able to take them to a Disney flick without cringe-inducing plot and characters. So how did this happen?
Oh, well. Disney is valued at $143b. They can afford some mistakes. They can even afford to make another Cinderella one day. So here are some ideas on how to make Cinderella relevant.
Cinderella 2015: Once upon a time, three mean, unattractive women victimized a young, pretty one.
Relevant Cinderella: Once upon a time, an employer expected a young woman to work harder than her male counterparts and paid her less for doing the same job.
Cinderella 2015: Once upon a time, a young woman's beauty solved absolutely all her problems.
Relevant Cinderella: Once upon a time, in spite of all the advertisements and messages that tried to convince a woman that she had to be perfect and look perfect and have a perfect life, she realized that it was all really daft, because nothing is perfect and that she was going to accept imperfection in herself and in the people around her and make it work.
Cinderella 2015: Once upon a time, a handsome prince fell in love with a beautiful woman, but then he couldn't recognize her without her fancy clothes and had to ascertain her identity using her shoe size, which is how they identified people in the days before fingerprinting and iris recognition. Apparently, they were pretty dimwitted back in the old days.
Relevant Cinderella: Once upon a time, a handsome prince fell in love with a beautiful woman and they slept together and dated for a while and then they broke up and dated some other people and then eventually they married one of those other people and it all worked out because they all had good marital therapists.
Cinderella 2015: Once upon a time, a woman was taunted by other women who cackled.
Relevant Cinderella: Once upon a time, a woman was taunted by men who catcalled.
Cinderella 2015: Once upon a time, a woman was in distress. Once she got The Ring, however, she never had to worry about anything ever again. The moral of the story is that it's all about The Ring.
Relevant Cinderella: Once upon a time, a woman was in distress. She turned on the radio and listened to that fine, fine music. Her life was saved by Rock n' Roll.* The moral of the story is that it's all about the bass.
*Relevant Fairytale by Lou Reed Read More http://ift.tt/1AaZMpd
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